The Painfully Obvious
Vault of Old Quotes

This is where old quotes that were cluttering the main page go when they die. It's for your perusing pleasure.

Doesn't get newer than this Quote :: the freshmaker::
I had a book when i was little that tought me shapes..and in it..it had a baby opossum run over by a car and it goes "rectangle" - Sara "aka Roxyizfoxy101"
 
It's the new Quote ::joy, joy, oh my fucking God Joy ::
The secret service is also perfecting the frequency to make mass amounts of people shit themselves. I think its a ploy to make money because I would pay to see that. Imagine if you will a swarm of people...now imagine they are all shitting their pants. See the huge amount of funny there. I sure do, and it feels good. Good job secret service, way to put that black technology budget to good use. - Me me me. I am quoting myself isn't that grand. 
 
Brand Spanking New Quote - ::It's almost a bag of chips!:: 

curiousmonkeynut says: well one day Thor will smite you and you shall rue the day you were an atheist

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SAM!! says: hahaha yeah i can't wait

curiousmonkeynut says: he has a big hammer

curiousmonkeynut says: yeah a big hammer

curiousmonkeynut says: and the smiting that goes on

curiousmonkeynut says: well lets just say

curiousmonkeynut says: wow thats alot of smiting

New Quote - ::Damn that is a sweet quote you might say::
"I hate people. I hate to think that they might be happy, happier than I am. So I call them and see if they want any magazines. I loved every minute of it. Each call was like a sweet juicy orange to me." - The Markeeters www.penny-arcade.com 9/29/2003
 
Newest old Quote
- ::hooray::
"Jackal! Jackal! It's a Jackal! Jackal! It looks like a jackal! Jackal!"  ::Time:: "IT WASNT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID IT WHY WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT 10 TIMES! GOD!"- Family Guy "Episode - Fish out of Water"
 
Old Quote- ::score::
"Guyver, look at me. As you can see, I can fly. I can also control my tentacles. And I can do this ::bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttt::" -Guyver episode 4
 
Old Quote - aww Wiiiight
Cory: "Now you can't use Winged Slayer."
Me:    "Damn. Your right. You know what that means.
Cory: "..."
Me:    "MEEEGA IIIICE!"
 
Older Quote - ::sad face::
"Somewhere between feeding myself and then saying 'Hey! If I go to the bathroom NOW I can use the computer for longer!' I realized 'Dear lord.... I'm... I'm a sim...' ... well, a sim without a social bar."  -Mortis www.mortisland.com
 
Even Older Quote - Awww
"I'm used to excluding fifty percent of my vocabulary when I talked to people, it was no different here - but she knew what I was talking about. We reminisced about our favorite LOGO programs, Microzine, and how many daughters you could lose to cholera travelling the Oregon Trail. We saw the Oregon Trail heaped high with discarded daughters, the road itself a valley between dead girls." - Tycho www.Penny-arcade.com

By your favorite idiot, yet again, circa 1345 Year of the Dog